Noel Gallagher on One Direction: ‘F*ck ’Em’

Noel Gallagher does not hold back when asked about One Direction in an interview with British GQ.

The former Oasis rocker is not particularly fond of the boy band’s music.

“F***ing idiots. Bless ’em. Bless ’em, but f*** ’em at the same time,” he tells the magazine.

Not that Gallagher blames One Direction for their “banal pop music.”

“Everybody’s winning out of it. One Direction aren’t working in the local f***ing Cost cutter, so they’re winning,” he explains. “The geezer who’s writing the f***ing sh*t tunes — he’s winning. He doesn’t even have to leave the studio. He’s got f***ing new houses coming out of his ear holes.”

Gallagher continues, “The record company are winning — [because] they’re all getting their f***ing bonuses at Christmas. The young 12-year-old girls are winning because one day they might actually grow up to give one of them a blow job. They’re all winning. No one’s losing!”

He adds, “The only people who are losing are idiots like me at 9:30 in the morning when you’re trying to get the kids out the door for school, and they’re f***ing murdering one of Blondie’s songs.”