Jun 29, 2012

TAB: Tom Cruise Gets “Bird Poo” Facials


“How does Tom Cruise look so young?” asks Now. According to the mag, the Rock of Ages star “uses bird poo to stay free of wrinkles.”
Wait, what?!
A “source” for Now alleges, “Tom doesn’t go in for Botox or surgery, but he does pay close attention to all the new and popular natural treatments.”
“He recently started experimenting with the nightingale poo facial,” claims a supposed insider, who adds, “It was recommended by a Hollywood pal and the results have been fantastic.”
The treatment allegedly combines the excrement of nightingales with water and rice bran.
Much like the facials, the Now story is… crap.
A rep for Cruise tells Gossip Cop that the magazine’s claims are “beyond made up.”
Yet another Now story that stinks.

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