“Rumor has it Kristen Stewart made the big mistake of grilling Robert Pattinson about his nights with Katy Perry!” declares Perez Hilton, who warns, “Gurrrrlll… not a good idea!!”
According to the blogger’s “sources,” the last time Stewart and Pattinson allegedly spoke, “Kristen made the fatal error of asking about his nights out with Katy and some of the other women he’s close to.”
Perez screams, “AWWWWK-WAAAAAARRRRDDDD!!!!”
“We know she’s been said to be desperate for his attention, but she’s gotta know better than that!!” he declares, adding, “Right??? RIIIGHT???”
Of course, the only thing more annoying than dealing with all of Perez’s extraneous words and punctuation is that what he’s actually saying is not based on reality.
As Gossip Cop keeps pointing out, the implied romantic link between Pattinson and Perry is, and always has been, completely bogus.
And the notion that Stewart “interrogated” Pattinson about Perry and “other women” during some kind of recent meeting is as illogical as it is inaccurate.
A source close to the situation tells Gossip Cop, Perez “makes up s**t every day.”
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