“Lovestruck Katie Holmes is telling pals that she wants to be a mom again — and new squeeze Luke Kirby is her dream baby daddy,” begins a breathless piece from the National Enquirer.
Yes, because every girl lies awake at night fantasizing about her “dream baby daddy.”
Oh — and Kirby is NOT Holmes’ “new squeeze.”
Anyway, the supermarket tabloid quotes a purported “insider” as saying, “Katie is so ready to start a new chapter in her life, and she wants to make Suri’s dream of becoming a big sister come true.”
The mag alleges that Holmes has been “gushing to pals” that her Mania Days co-star is “great dad material,” with the so-called “source” claiming, “Luke is very hands-on with Suri. He sits for hours playing with her and her Barbie dolls or being her tea party guest.”
And that’s not all.
The tab’s supposed “insider” goes on to add that the actress is “getting into baby-making shape” and “can’t wait to be pregnant again.”
Um, what the heck is “baby-making shape”?
And who on earth uses such a phrase — other than tabloid writers?
Clearly, the magazine’s tale is completely BOGUS.
A Holmes insider reiterates to Gossip Cop that the star and Kirby are “just friends” and not even dating.
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