Stacy Keibler’s Marriage Was “Revenge Wedding” on George Clooney?

“Stacy Gets Revenge on George!,” exclaims the headline of a National Enquirer story about George Clooney and his ex-girlfriend Stacy Keibler, who last week tied the knot with tech entrepreneur Jared Pobre.

According to a so-called “source” for the magazine, Keibler’s nuptials were “a revenge wedding of sorts. Stacy stuck it to George to show him that he lost out on a greater wife… and now she’s rubbing his face in it.”

The proof of this, writes the tabloid, is that “in a post-wedding interview, the overjoyed new bride gushed about her relationship.”

Wait, the Enquirer’s most damning evidence is that a newly wed Keibler is happy?
Logic sometimes hasn’t been the magazine’s strongest suit.

Nor is reporting accurately about Clooney.