May 26, 2013

What You Shouldn’t Believe By Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes covered up her face as she was being pursued by the press on Saturday, but she obviously is obsessed with the coverage of her arrest on Thursday night.
So the 27-year-old is telling her side of the story via Twitter.
Here’s her version of what happened:
Story: Publicist Jonathan Jaxson says he helped stage an intervention for Amanda.
Amanda’s version: “I’ve never met this person in my life. Don’t believe anything you read about me unless I confirm it on twitter.”
Story: Amanda was arrested for throwing a bong out the window, marijuana possession and tampering with evidence.
Amanda’s Version: “Don’t believe the reports about me being arrested. It’s all lies. I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal. I then called the cops on him … they found no pot on me or bong outside my window. That’s why the judge let me go. Don’t believe any reports”
Amanda’s Version: ” [The cop] handcuffed me, which I resisted, quite unlike any of the reports stated. Then I was sent to a mental hospital. Offensive. I kept asking for my lawyer but they wouldn’t let me. The cops were creepy.”
Story: Amanda called 911 on Thursday — the day she was arrested.
Amanda’s Version: “The cops entered immediately upon knocking! I was sexually assaulted! I called the cops while they were in the room!”
And so it goes.

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